In the history of the United States, we've had plenty of strong-man presidents who've managed to force through legislation, sway public opinion, and mostly get their way despite that annoying system of checks and balances. But through all that, there's one thing we know is true: We don't do dictators. Nope. No Stalins or Hitlers or Chairman Maos, no Assads or Putins or Kims for us. But here's a question you probably haven't asked yourself before: in the history of the U.S., who came closest? Well, most historians' votes would probably go to a traveling salesman from the backwoods of Louisiana, now largely forgotten by most Americans. That salesman's name was Huey Pierce Long Jr. of Winn Parish, Louisiana, and in the 1920s and '30s, Huey rocketed through the ranks from country lawyer to two-bit politician to governor to senator to presidential candidate. Long was a politician like nobody had ever seen: a colorful, vulgar, boisterous, ruthless bully who had nothing but contempt for the establishment and who threatened, bribed, fired, jailed, or beat up any political opponents who didn't see the wisdom of caving in to his demands. The people loved him. During the Great Depression, Long found himself in the perfect position to take political advantage of the worst economic disaster in the nation's history. In doing so, he became—depending on who you asked—either the democratic champion of poor working folks or a dangerous, dictatorial demagogue. In 1934, he gave a speech that put the question to millions of Americans. Their answer? He was their champion. Looking Out for the 99% Long got his political start by battling big business in Louisiana and defending the poor folks who'd been shut out of opportunities for education and financial security. He won elections by traveling thousands of miles across Louisiana dirt roads to stump and make speeches and kiss babies in every backwoods corner of the state. Speechifyin' was his strong point. Long once told an interviewer that "I can't remember back to a time when my mouth wasn't open whenever there was a chance to make a speech" (source). And boy, was it one big mouth. Even his political enemies (and there were plenty) recognized an oratorical genius when they saw one. Long saw that most Louisianans were living in desperate poverty, without access to basic education, proper medical care, or decent roads. He saw that the political machine that ran Louisiana from the time of Reconstruction had become a corrupt and bloated mess that only benefited Baton Rouge and New Orleans and the fat cats who lived there. Long set out to change this. As governor, he brought Louisiana into the 20th century by giving out free textbooks, building schools and universities and roads, reducing electricity costs and property taxes, and abolishing the poll tax—all mostly paid for by increasing taxes on the wealthy. African-Americans, who'd been especially disenfranchised by the political system in the South, benefited from the new voting rights and social programs Long instituted. But building schools and roads wasn't enough for Long, who saw wealth inequality as a result of a basic unfairness in how capitalism operated in the U.S., a system that allowed a handful of men to own most of the nation's resources, wealth, and political power. People were going hungry in the middle of abundance because a few men were gobbling it all up. As a senator, Long proposed an ambitious program to redistribute this wealth; he called it the Share Our Wealth Plan. And on February 23, 1934, he explained the plan to America in a radio speech. Historians call it the "Every Man a King" (or "Share our Wealth, or Every Man a King") speech, after the motto that exemplified the ideals of his platform. With 30 minutes of airtime donated by NBC, Long laid out his simple solution. By limiting the amount of wealth any given greedy individual might own (he's looking at you, J.P. Morgan) and distributing the rest to the neediest, there'd be enough food and clothing and cars and radios for everyone in the country. In practice, the plan was impossible, but at the time, it appealed to the jobless and the disenfranchised. This was good for Long's political ambitions, since about one in four Americans was unemployed at the time of the speech and a heck of a lot more were stuck in poverty and had been their entire lives (and their parents', grandparents', and their grandparents' lives, for that matter). Power Play Letters of support buried Long's office after the speech. Share Our Wealth chapters were set up all over the country and a populist movement was born. But while Huey Long was promising to make every man a king, he was also strong-arming and brutally punishing his political enemies, playing fast and loose with the law, extorting kickbacks, and keeping a stranglehold over Louisiana politics. When he was elected senator in 1932, he refused to give up being the governor of Louisiana; when his term as governor finally ended, he installed a man who'd do exactly what he ordered. "The only kind of a band in which Huey Long can play," a newspaper editor once observed, "is a one-man band" (source). Long scared people. In July 1935, one commentator wrote, "Unlike the German intelligentsia, who could not judge from experience what Hitler might do, Americans may turn the pages of Louisiana's recent history for…insight into the sort of country we would have if Long became our Hitler" (source). Huey countered that "A man is not a dictator when he is given a commission from the people and carries it out" (source). America never got to find out. Long was assassinated in 1935 before he could get his hands on the presidency. Dictator or democrat, his "Every Man a King" speech is a great example of his legacy. It's Long talking directly to the people in clear and simple language without coming across as a high-and-mighty politician, asking them to help him overthrow the establishment.
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